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Dakota's High Points or, Hikers Who Have No Off-Season

Sue Petry | Published on 10/31/2024
                                                                                       Seven Days. Six Hikers. Five States. Four “Home” States.                                                     
                                                                                          Three Women Per Car. Two Cars. One interesting time.
It started humbly, summer of 2023. Sue, Brenda and Shelly took a bit of a Minnesota north shore “vacation.” The goal was to hike the highest point in Minnesota, Eagle Mountain in the Boundary Waters, a whopping 2,301 feet, chump change next to the endless supply of much higher peaks in our winter home of Arizona. We were just starting down from the “Summit” when Jodee Tomassoni showed up with two friends, hiding under a mosquito bonnet. The size and surprise of that coincidence is hard to measure. Less surprising, yet delightful, was the juvenile moose we met on the short-cut road to a good meal in Grand Marais. Note: we work hard and get sweaty but we clean up enough for a good evening meal, the kind where a chef is involved.

I don’t recall exactly but I think we started poking fun at low high points that very evening, between innings in the Minnesota Twins’ game that Shelly apparently requires—the way a hiker needs water. We may have googled a couple of states’ low points like Wisconsin or Iowa or my home state of North Dakota. Slowly over the course of the rest of the trip we fiddled with the idea and Shelly and Brenda, headed for their Rim to Rim, said, “Let’s Do It.” I promised I’d draft something for when they returned. The idea of “Summiting the Lowest High Points” took hold. We carefully avoided states like Montana, Wyoming, Idaho and of course Colorado. We started asking: How many in our party? How many is too many? How many isn’t enough?

When the pair of them (Shelly and Brenda) returned jubilant from their Rim to Rim, I gave them the one-page synopsis of a three or four-day adventure. But then we set up camp on a Google Share Drive Doc and—cutting to the chase—within a short time we had six participants, all of them editors of the Google doc, which empowered them to amend/add/subtract any detail in the 6-day adventure (eventually 7).
Two_Hikers_from_Flat_Fargo_2                                             Two Hikers from Flat Fargo - Dot and Sue
Medora trailhead
                Medora Trailhead - Marge, Darlene, Shelly, Dot, Sue and Brenda
The final printout I took along for the actual junket was 11 pages long, not counting the spreadsheet that contained all the carefully measured distances and times, expenses, gas stops, food . . . Oh, and real ND/SD maps. The kind our kids make fun of us for using aaaanndd, due to being in the “middle of nowhere” because our smart phones had no bars! We actually had to use! Competently! And we weren’t lost and we found the Enchanted Highway and it was enchanting and we found White Butte, North Dakota’s high point (North Dakota has buttes, pronounced “beaut”, sort of like a mesa only not as wide on top). And the whole state was gorgeous and green.

We were organized, well-traveled, had modern tech (and old-school maps) and people with great ideas. Mostly we had enthusiasm, esprit de corps and curiosity. We summited the high points of both North (White Butte) and South Dakota (Black Elk in Custer State Park); drove through and hiked in Teddy Roosevelt National Park where we encountered bison, antelope/pronghorn, mountain goats, wild horses, and prairie dogs; hiked around Devil’s Tower in Wyoming, hiked in Spearfish Canyon and it, like all of these places was sumptuously green due to unusual and abundant rain. We even squeezed in a visit to Mount Rushmore!

Spearfish_Canyon
                                 Spearfish Canyon
           Shelly, Brenda, Darlene, Dot, Marge and Sue

Grand Hikers has approximately 350 members, many of whose
northern homes are hiking meccas. We weren’t the only
off-season Grand Hikers looking for adventures. Our members
reported visits to: National Parks on this continent; wine country here and abroad; Santorini in Greece, Portugal and numerous other European venues; cruising in Alaska, the Danube and Rhine in Europe; Egypt; Machu Picchu in Peru; and
pilgrimages to the Camino in Spain.

However! My bet is that not a single one of these travelers did the Chicken Dance al fresco with matching cowboy hats shadowed by an agitated bison bull, clueless of the video being made by Marge, put on Facebook and seen by way-too-many people.
Cast of characters, their in-season roles with Grand Hikers and home state:
Sue Petry, Secretary and the “What If We. . .?” question-asker; ND
Marge Rider, Hike Director; WA
Dorothy “Dot” Agather, GPS team leader; ND
Brenda Cooper, Treasurer; MN
Darlene Ayers, Membership Director; AZ, previously IL
Shelly Myrom, organizational and enthusiasm generator; MN
Jodee Tomassoni, Hike Leader Admin; MN